...No joke. These things are everywhere. I feel like I should be armed with a stake whenever I go. We have, what, Vampire Diaries and True Blood on television; Twilight and its thousands of abysmal coat-tail-riding knock-offs in bookstores, Twilight, Underworld, Daybreakers, and that one Cirque du Freak vampire movie in theaters.

And this is within just the past two years alone.


[sigh] Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I feel like I ought to pay homage to this... current obsession with the sexy undead cannibals we love so much. I don't really get how this whole request/commission thingy works, so I'm not going to do personal gifts or whatever, BUT! I do want to know what you guys would like to see up on my gallery thing. So I'll look at whatever requests I get and pick the one that's most appealing, I guess.

This should be interesting.


...Huh. How 'bout that, I went through an entire journal about vampires without cracking a single vampire joke. Good for me.